Monday, April 15, 2013
You can Buy Dammit Dollys at Etsy.com
Hi
Dammit Dollys is now on FaceBook. You can also buy the Dolls Directly on Etsy.com
See link www.etsy.com/shop/dammitdollys
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Welcome to DAMMIT Dolly and Friends!
You may have heard of the Dammit Doll. Many years ago my aunt gave me one.
One day I was looking at her and the thought occurred to me to expand this idea.
I have created DAMMIT Dolly and Friends for your amusement.
These dolls are deliberately imperfect and look tattered.
Each is unique in fabric and design. No two are alike.
Each Friend has unique words of wisdom depending on your mood.
I hope they bring a smile to your face.
They make great novelty gifts.
To order you Dammit Dolly and Friends
Dammit Dolly Sizes estimate 8”H x 5”W, Puck is 11”L x 6”W
Each Dolly is $9.99 plus $4.99 for shipping in US.
Shipping outside the US is priced accordingly to destination.
Shipping is Priority USPS. Allow 2-3 business days for item to ship then another 2-3 days for delivery.
Please specify which doll, the quantity
Your name and address and telephone number
You can email your order to DammitDollys@hotmail.com
Then mail a check, or send payment to DammitDollys@hotmail.com through PayPal. Sending a check mail to Dammit Dollys c/o of Holman Enterprises
3899 SW Hall Blvd
Beaverton OR 97005
Phone Orders (503-753-7850)
We accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover and PayPal.
See below each doll and their words of wisdom.
Dammit Dolly When you want to throw the phone Or kick the desk and shout, Here's a little "DAMMIT DOLLY" You cannot do without. Just grasp the doll firmly by the legs to slam it: And as you whack it's stuffing out, Shout "DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT
Puck (I resemble slightly an upside down hockey stick) My name is Puck and I am Sometimes confused with F _ _ K! I am mighty old stick who can help Relieve your stress, so when you find Yourself in a situation and "No Other " Word Will Do" just grab my head and Slam it and Yell PUCK, PUCK, PUCK!
She--itty Kitty I am a tuff old kitty, as you will see. When things go wrong and often they do, When you drop a dish or crescent wrench Just grab my legs and slam me as hard Whack My Stuffing Out Scream SHE-IT, SHE-IT, SHE-IT!
OMG Angel God grant me the courage to change things I can, The serenity to accept things I cannot change, And the wisdom to know the difference when I can't And pull these wings instead of shaking someone That desperately needs it and SHOUT OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!
To order you Dammit Dolly and Friends
Dammit Dolly Sizes estimate 8”H x 5”W, Puck is 11”L x 6”W
Each Dolly is $9.99 plus $4.99 for shipping in US.
Shipping outside the US is priced accordingly to destination.
Shipping is Priority USPS. Allow 2-3 business days for item to ship then another 2-3 days for delivery.
Please specify which doll, the quantity
Your name and address and telephone number
You can email your order to DammitDollys@hotmail.com
Then mail a check, or send payment to DammitDollys@hotmail.com through PayPal. Sending a check mail to Dammit Dollys c/o of Holman Enterprises
3899 SW Hall Blvd
Beaverton OR 97005
Phone Orders (503-753-7850)
We accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover and PayPal.
See below each doll and their words of wisdom.
Dammit Dolly When you want to throw the phone Or kick the desk and shout, Here's a little "DAMMIT DOLLY" You cannot do without. Just grasp the doll firmly by the legs to slam it: And as you whack it's stuffing out, Shout "DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT
Puck (I resemble slightly an upside down hockey stick) My name is Puck and I am Sometimes confused with F _ _ K! I am mighty old stick who can help Relieve your stress, so when you find Yourself in a situation and "No Other " Word Will Do" just grab my head and Slam it and Yell PUCK, PUCK, PUCK!
She--itty Kitty I am a tuff old kitty, as you will see. When things go wrong and often they do, When you drop a dish or crescent wrench Just grab my legs and slam me as hard Whack My Stuffing Out Scream SHE-IT, SHE-IT, SHE-IT!
OMG Angel God grant me the courage to change things I can, The serenity to accept things I cannot change, And the wisdom to know the difference when I can't And pull these wings instead of shaking someone That desperately needs it and SHOUT OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!
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